Gravel?

Why do people move from a flat with no garden to a house with a garden then cover the garden in gravel??

Fighting Fit

Having missed circuit and boxing for over a year now due to shifts and changing jobs twice I am now back to my old self. How I missed the feeling of exercising every muscle in my body. How I forgeot what it is like to wander around for a week after with every movement agony. Oh yes getting fit is all about will power... I will need a will at this rate.

Traffic lights are great. All it takes is a green light to stop tons of steel and rubber. So why is it some twats insist on accelerating when a green light goes to amber on a crossing? I have narrowly been missed on two occasions by these bottom dwellers and it isn't the chavs but the bloody 4 x 4 kiddy droppers that are the worst. Sorry not sexist ( NO I AM NOT!) but on one occassion I was on my motorbike and swerved into the road to avoid a door swinging into traffic only to be confronted with mum ( and I use the term lightly) dodging traffic instead of using the crossing 10 feet away. Great example to the kid who fortunately had the nonce to stay on the pavement. Kids 1 Daft Fuckwits 0. She then went back got into her "dizze" and pulled out shooting a red light at the very crossing the daft cow should have used. Laugh! I nearly smiled.

where the hell have you been?

good question! Changing jobs and homes and all it's been a long time since I have updated this but you can be sure during that time I have observed the world of the thicko and grinned in the face of 4 x 4 twats on their phones dropping their kids off at school et al...