Mad World!

Yes it's official Cillit Bang does work and advertisers lie (so what's new?) and some people have more time on their hands that is good for them. NO really I am funny yes I am honest!

The New DVD from your friend and mine Ricky Gervais is worth a gander but did he really look like this? OMG!

and now for some male Tw@tness...

I mean I like a drink like the next person but why is it when we have a drinkie we get all loud and laddish and gob all over the Internet point in he town? Yeah! it's the 21st Century and some of us have yet to evolve from apes! ( my apology to apes) oh yes yes very clever look I can tie my shoelaces! ...er....

Look but don't touch

Yahooo Mandrake and no more crashing .... Mr Gates your software sucks and in 50 years nobody will have heard of Microsoft. We will look back and wonder how a whole virus/security industry grew out of cr@p software and the world lapped it up. Hey that marketing for you! you can sell sand to the Arabs.

anyway ......

Yep another tw@t ridden day - started by coming across a white van waiting at the railway crossing with hazard lights blinking? hmm I though a problem as the car slowly pulled away veering into the middle of the road. This revealed a collection of breeze blocks and bricks littering the road in front of the crossing. Did he get out and move the rubble that was clearly a danger to traffic?

NO!

Well done Mr @rshole just leave it there for someone to bump into1 So it was left to some old lemon on a bike to clear away the mess of some other tw@t who overloaded his skip ( he was waddling towad the crossing as I moved off). Good to see the community spirit alive and well.

WINDOWS

Is fucking useless!! I just spent 10 minutes writing a
tomb of an update and the wanker PC froze - fucking
useless - I am just reformating and putting back on my
linux - no idea why I changed it?

Invisible shivers running down my spine....

Brrrrr nice and cold...

People are strange things ... today I was sat on a train trying to get my head round the fact that twice in one weekend Virgin Trains had managed to get my train to leave on time ( something I am not usually familiar with) . I became aware of the shhhh shhh tick tick tick shh of a personal stereo on overdrive. You know the sound where you know they are listening to dance music, you can hear the beat but no hope in hell of ever actually hearing the music. Now yes the sound was excessive but what drove me to distraction was the constant tsk tsk from the passengers around the carriage followed by disapproving glares in the direction of the sh sh sh tick.

After a while it drove me MAD! I had to go and ask him to lower the volume.. not because he bothered me but the bl**dy tsk'erteers were driving me insane!!! If the sound was annoying them why didn't they just ask him to turn it down - did they think that in between tracks burning holes in his eardrums he would think to himself "is that a tsk I hear, oh dear better lower the volume so as not to bother my fellow commuters" NO!

Most people respond to a polite request (as he did) but perhaps with this EVIL world portrayed by the press that everyone who wears a hoody is an axe murderer we are losing the ability to communicate with our fellow man/woman? I know a Psychology Teacher at Oxford who wear a hoody! ...... she is due for parole any time now ;-)

Movie News

Not been :-( but I am sure to go some time soon

Reading of the week go here to show support for bloggers against big business - Jo Gordon was sacked by Waterstones for his blog you could be next!

Supersize me to see how fat McDonalds wants us all to be ( funny how it is top of the google search eh guys???). It's easy to be balanced when you have a $ billion budget ;)

Windy

Where is all the wind coming from?

Kill the lemon day

Yes today is officially kill the lemon day ... I say that because when I am out on the bike I wear a yellow helmet and a high vis jacket and today two w@nlers, one in a 4x4 and the other one of those pathetic people movers insisted on overtaking me then immediately turning right to cut me up! FFS what do you need people? perhaps we should all just pull over and get out of your life ?

This was on top off the infamous Mum on the school run in the 4x4, yes it is a steriotype but they do exist and I had to slap the side of one this morning to remind her not to squash me into the gutter.

Melons

Christmas if over !! yeah!!

And another year over - boy did it come in with a bang for 150,000 people :(

Why is is we care so much about 50 English people who died when so many others did? I imagine it is a very distressing time for all but those people have nothing left and we have counsellors, insurance, support etc. More people die sfrom smoking each year in theUK that died (UK people that is)

Well done to all the donations - just when you think the human race has shown you how it is spiralling into selfishness along comes a cause worthy of our pity (and money). Let's hope it continues.